It's Phone Book Season!

Only instead of pencils there'd be fabric/paper flowers (or something else if I run out of time and will.) Too kitchy? More hit than miss? What would Anthropology do?!?!

Original Source: Chica and Jo
But then spread to the masses via: Apt Therapy

This is probably a no as a centerpiece, but maybe one* could make a bunch of them and then stack them on top of each other and have a wall of phone book flowers.

*And by "one" I clearly mean the DIY fairy who doesn't sleep or have a day job.